Yesterday somebody left some Valentine’s Day chocolates for me, I just wish I knew who that was. Anyway, let me tell you a story, I was just minding my own business on Wednesday going down the elevator to the first floor of my building; doors open I get out and there I saw three of my co-workers chatting away, I said hi and continued on my way when one of the females said to me, “you look so handsome today”, I answered, “I took a shower” to which she replied, “you shaved and had a haircut” so I just smiled and went my way. I hope it wasn’t her because I work under her and that can only spell trouble, besides she is not my type. We are having a Valentine’s party today and she happens to be in charge of the whole thing so I am going to check if the chocolates that she is having at the party are the same as the ones that were left for me. If they are the same then I don’t know what to say but if they are different then I am still left wondering who left me those chocolates.
It’s Friday and since I don’t post on weekends I have to wish everybody a Happy Valentine’s Day today. If I had a Silver Wings Princess I would take her out to the movies, buy her some flowers and chocolates of course but since I am single all I can do is stay home, watch TV, surf the net, play some COD 4 and be sad and lonely. I suppose that I could go out to a bar or some party but I don’t drink so that is out of the question and being around drunks is not my thing, drunks I don’t know at least. It sure sucks being single, anyway have a great Valentine’s day and a great three day weekend.
This post is dedicated to all the lovely ladies that read this blog. I don’t think that I have ever mentioned the fact that I am single and oh so very available. What some women may not realize is what a big catch I am. I am creative with so much unlimited potential that I sometimes scare myself, in a good way of course. I am like Google stock, when it was cheap anybody could get it and right now anybody, females only please, can get me but sooner or later that Google stock will go up and will get very expensive and just like Google I will be very expensive and taken and the one that got me when I was cheap surely won’t let me go. My advice to you is simple, get me now while I am still cheap, not that kind of cheap, and very available. Why am I writing about this?, because it’s the month of love and everybody needs that, including me.
This is the way I am when it comes to calling a woman on the phone. You see, just because I have your phone number that doesn’t meant that I am going to be calling you every hour specially when we just met, I am not like that. Instead what I always do is to ask when and what time I can call you. I will call but if you don’t answer I will leave you a message and then the ball is in your court. If you don’t call me back guess what, I am not going to call you back again. Why am I bringing this up?, I sure have no idea but I just wanted to get that off my chest.
I met somebody about two Sundays ago and I can’t stop thinking about her. I am not going to go into details about how we met but if things evolve I’ll let you know. As much as she is on my mind it looks like this is not going to go anywhere and that is sad but it happens. If things don’t work out I will just turn the page, move on and keep on living.
Let me tell you a story, I was at work yesterday on the first floor of my building just having a grand old time, the way I always try to, when I realized that I’d forgotten something. On the way back to the elevator this thought came to my mind. What if I find this girl I like on the way up, she works on the second floor by the way, to the third floor.
I go in, I press the third floor button and up I went. The door opened and I expected to be on the third floor but lo and behold I am on the second floor going halfway out the door when she is standing there coming in. I quickly realized that I was on the second floor and quickly got back in with the girl I was just thinking of finding on my way up, coincidence?.
She talks to me and makes a couple of comments about my hair, bad hair day you know, and beard, too lazy to shave, and I was so caught off guard by what was happening that I didn’t have a single good answer to the comments. The elevator reaches the third floor and instead of escorting her to the floor she was going to the way a gentleman would I stepped right out and have not stopped thinking about the whole thing since.
I was just doing my usual surfing when I read about her and when I was finished with the article I felt something funny inside, I was kidding about that. Anyway, it seems that a Japanese firm has created a 15 inch battery powered robotic girlfriend that will go on sale in September for $175 dollars and she is aimed at lonely adult males.
EMA stand for Eternal Maiden Actualization, check the picture below. Besides being very friendly she can kiss on command, sing, dance and can even hand out business cards. When EMA comes to the US and if I have a few dollars I would probably buy me one but not to be my girlfriend. I collect comic book related statues and she would fit very well in my collection.
I was minding my own business listening to my iPod when I happened to look up at the sky to see one of those planes that write whatever they are paid to write on the sky. So there I am standing on Gayley Ave close to Wilshire Blvd at about 5 PM looking up at a T and an O. Then I see the plane make what it looks like to be P so I automatically think Top Chef, don’t know why but that is what came into my head. Then I see the plane finish and now what looked like a P is a R. So then the plane makes an I and the name Tori is visible. I knew that couldn’t be it so sure enough here comes the plane and it makes the & which we all know we use in place of the word and.
Things were getting interesting, who loves Tori that much?. Then I see the plane make a D and I start thinking of names that start with a D. Dale, Donald, Dopey but then my shuttle shows up so I get on. After about a five minute ride I get where I am going and as soon as I get off of the shuttle I look up at the sky to see the name Dean spelled out.
Finally the name of the culprit, I am assuming that Dean is the one that had to show Tori and the rest of Los Angeles just how much he loves her. All I can say to them is good luck guys wherever you are in beautiful Los Angeles.
Today is a sad day for me, last night at about midnight my sister called that my nephew’s cat had a heart attack, had trouble breathing and his lower half was paralyzed they took him right away to the hospital. After seeing the doctor and then being told that he was in pain a sad decision had to be made, he was 8 years old.
I remember the last time I saw him was this past Sunday, he was looking out of the window the way he always did. I remember coming over and saying to him, “hey fat cat, how are you Gustaff”, and he meowed and in the process made me smile. I am sure going to miss him.
He will forever be remembered.
Something happened to me yesterday. I was heading to work and was minding my own business listening to my Nano waiting for the shuttle that takes me to work. All of the sudden a car stopped in front of me with this pretty woman driving, in my head I am going woooo hoooooo like any normal guy would, then she says to me “excuse me”. I got closer and leaned down to see what she wanted, in my head I was going damn she is prettier than I thought, and then the shocker.
She grabs an envelope and says to me, ” could you put this in the mailbox for me please”, by then my mind had completely gone blank, and all I could do was smile and comply to the request, “sure” I said and grabbed the envelope and put it in the mailbox. She said “thank you” and drove away, yep. And that was the end of my 10 second hope it turns into something romance, such a sad story but it had to be told.
